I have this orange I like to eat.
The colour of which is rather neat.
I don’t know where they all come from.
Why the colour is like a plum.
But the purple orange is so sweet.
With subtleness that can’t be beat.
And to this orange you will succumb.
An orange lover you will become.
Where to get these I can’t repeat.
I promised them I’d be discrete.
If you don’t find one don’t be glum.
For I am sure that more will come.
Where is that from and why have I perverted it?
oh well.
I have had this song in my head. I don’t know the name or anything. All I know is that is in one of the Christmas episodes of Futurama. A tale of two santas? or something. Its the one that everyone is singing while doing stuff. the little neptonians? I would write the lyrics if I could remember them and or the tune if you could understand a bunch of random "do" noises. but It is bothering me. It has been in my head for ages now and whenever I want to write poetry or something that song is in my head and I want to write it to the music. I refuse. plus I can only remember a few bars. So. I was thinking time travel, shotgun, peace of mind.
However would not mind knowing the real song. but ig.
I am at work. AVG is a good anti virus but one computer I have noticed it blocks email (oh no I am sounding like the people who complain at me). It does not block email!!!!!!!!!! What is happening is that it inserts a "wedge" between the email client and the web server. and for some reason AVG is not connecting to the web server, or the client is not connecting to the wedge. Either way, the email is not coming down. so. it looks like it is blocking email. I guess. I hate it when people who don’t know what is going on tell me what is going on. my mind just blanked. at one point in Time I considered writing them all down. But I am to busy capitalizing my time. That almost made sense.
I need more purple oranges, next post is either CAPA art, or purple oranges.
There is a phone switch lying in the middle of the office. I hope I don’t have to do anything with it.
I am not a huge fan of phone switches. But I try to build them none the less. stupid asterisk. should just give them money and have them build one for me. and all because I want to be able to make phone calls from my house while in Mexico, or wherever. plus an answering machine that discourages messages. oh how sweet would that be? press 1 to not leave a message. to get ahold of Jeff press 2. press 0 to get a completely different message with completely different numbers to get ahold of completely different people. to get ahold of philip press whatever random number he is thinking of at this moment. Thank you for not leaving a message, good day.
Wish I could do that for my text messaging. but that is built in. no options. they type, they send. I receive. unless full. then my phone just sits there beeping at me. wonder if I can change the sound it plays to a random mp3. that way I could just have it play songs to me, no need for an ipod or anything. don’t even need to go to the media player option on the phone. I could do that if I felt inclined to learn how to program stuff for the phone. there is an SDK I have heard.
so. yeah I should probably get back to finding out why innkeeper does not clean up the RRQ. What is that you ask. Room ReQuest. now you know too much about the proprietary system and must sign this non discloser agreement:
I disclose to not to agree to my signing. All knowledge or information pertaining to this particular system in not question may in fact be often privileged. Any and all discloser of said information may result in fines, death or torture. blah blah blah etc etc
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I never read those things anymore. well. I think someone higher up signs them and I just do whatever. and no. they don’t care if you know what an RRQ is. I Think.
coffee gets cold. REAL quickly around here. Insulated mugs is what they need.
A floating wisp of nothing more.
Floats by as if to taunt.
My feet make ripples in the blue and white.
Nothing there.
I float.
A glance upwards.
There is no sky.
Just blackness reflecting down on me.
A glance down.
White fluff swim in a pool of blue.
Now receading
Gone.
I float.
It seems an eternity.
With no mass no substance.
Just blackness.
A blue light apears.
Moving towards me.
Different then the last.
But the same.
So. no. I don’t know what I am talking about.
to direct or impose with authority; also, to forbid.
I played poker tonight. I lost. I always lose. I am usually out first. Apparently I have no fear. Yay. Tonight however was a dismal showing. I never had any good hands. And only once did I have cards that could have done something, but no-one let me build up the pot. Sigh. But the problem is not that they can tell what I have, but my bidding sucks. I don’t know what to bid so I just throw random chips in the pile and hope things turn out. But I play with pretty much anything, so. um. maybe I should work on that.
I cannot write emails I have found. Talking on msn is almost as pointless. I never really have anything to say to anyone when it comes to saying it. maybe I should move all my friends to the apartment across the hall until I need to retire so I don’t have to use this silly technology. My antisocial tendencies have almost taken over. I can still talk face to face, have not lost that totally yet. I think.
I got a parking ticket today. I was sure I was not parked where they said I was parked, but what do I care. They can use the money more then I need it. Poor Saskatoon falling apart from lack of funds. Every little bit helps.
Why would a Hawaiian night have make your own tacos? should ask someone that. but won’t. so. no. I don’t really want to know.
Now I want a pizza. Shouldn’t I want tacos?
If anyone knows anyone who would be willing to give Jeff some money, in the range of millions of dollars, you probably should let him know. He is looking for investors. And an architect or engineer of some sort or another. and. someone who builds hotels. and towls.
And I really need to learn more about drugs. Yes. I do.
k, that was funny. if you were me.
I drank the rest of my gin. Now this sucks because I never got drunk once. sigh. better luck next time. However for some reason I needed lots of coke today. much to much. much much. much. much. probably should have made coffee.
Need to get up. in the morning, because I do. However I don’t really want to go to bed. could not sleep anyways. Too much caffeine? or maybe not enough. Don’t want to do work. I did write (convert) an RRQ Util. that is for all intents and purposes. POINTLESS. yay go me.
I have a forum to write.
I have half a Property Management System to write.
I have a Sound Wave Generator to write.
I have a Great Canadian Novel to write.
I have 1 billion blogs to write by next Tuesday so that I don’t have to even post things. they just appear. hm. can I post date blogs?
I can.
So, I got all this work I need to do. but. I don’t FeEl To Like Want To PossIblY dO anY of It.
Whoa. that gives me an idea. I could create an automatic blog writer. would be INSANELY easy if all I was doing was quizzes. would be much fun. could also steal content. DATA MINING. you know. all this stuff that can be done with little or no effort but is really pointless and is a great way to do something without doing anything.
yeah.
I have found that Old Dutch Restaurante Style Medium Salsa is mild. I think they mis-labeled them. I should probably look deeper into that. maybe there is some great conspiracy to reduce the spice tolerance of the world. Nah. old Dutch would not do that would they?
Is it good if Salsa is your entire Fruit/Vegetable food group in a day?
oh nuts. the salsa was made in the states. I wonder why. hm.
Did you know that ketchup is a Canadian flavor? can’t move to the states. it is official. no ketchup chips.
Who was this Canadian Company Humpty Dumpty that Old Dutch randomly took over? And why are they credited with making ripples?
AND SHOULD I BELIEVE WIKIPEDIA?
I like wikipedia. but the accuracy has to be questioned. I mean. If I started updating it, I would have convinced the world the Vatican was the first country on the moon. just because I could.
go Vatican.
But don’t worry, their space program is second only to the Canadian Space Agency. so. it is not completely unbelievable. Trust me. Its on the Internet. It must be true. I wrote it. here. see. one source already!!
enough about that.
So, Here is some Random words on random objects I have lying around.
Coca Cola
Coca Cola
Coca Cola
Dasani
Salsa
Fresca
Coca Cola
IBM
Chin Chin
Mixed Fruit
Panasonic
Zip
Time
VOID
Student
Nokia
V8
Anon E Em Oh You ES E
Thats the type of pest I be.
With no name I eat your food.
Within your house I have my brood.
When is dark I come and play.
When lights go on I slip away.
I’m never seen but often heard.
Destruction great I have incurred.
Annoying people gets me wired.
But as for now I’m feeling tired.
So I will end this poem, I think right now.
I’ll be back later, as time allows.
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says me.
So this is more or less a very big blank blog.
Very Big.
See all this blank space?
YAY
End Transmission
So, I have been doing a lot of those quizes lately.
My Personality
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| You are introverted, reserved, and quiet with a preference for solitude and solitary activities. Your socializing tends to be restricted to a few close friends. You can be easily upset, even by what people consider the normal demands of living. People consider you to be sensitive and emotional. As a practical person you like to think in plain and simple terms. Others describe you as down-to-earth, practical, and conservative. You have some concern with others’ needs, and are generally pleasant, sympathetic, and cooperative. You like to live for the moment and do what feels good now. Your work tends to be careless and disorganized. |
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| You Are 40% Abnormal |
 You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom’s basement. You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. |
| Your Attitude is Better than 30% of the Population |
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| You Are 28% Intuitive |
 You tend to be more analytical than intuitive – possibly because your intuition has failed you in the past. When you don’t have enough facts to make a decision, you don’t mind listening to your gut to figure out what to do. |
| You Are 64% Grown Up, 36% Kid |
 Although you have your moments of moodiness, you’re usually stable and level headed. |
| Your Wrath Quotient: 33% |
 While you may wish someone harm, it’s pretty unlikely that you’d actually do anything about it. |
| You Have Low Self Esteem 88% of the Time |
 Take a chance and make a new friend or try a new interest. Shaking things up will give you the self-esteem boost you need! |
| You Are Barney |
 Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps Your life philosophy: "There’s nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." |
| You Are 70% Borderline |
 It’s probably a good idea to seek therapy. Or at least read a self help book. |
| Your Personality Is |
You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented. You tend to be dominant – and you are a natural leader. A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do. In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly. At work, you are suited to almost any career – but you excel in leadership positions. With others, you tend to be polite and formal. As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself. On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them! |
| You Are As Cool As They Come |
 You roll with the punches, and nothing ever gets you too worked up. You are able to maintain perspective and see the big picture. And even if you’re emotional inside, you don’t let it show. |
| You Are 60% Sociopath |
 Other people’s opinions matter little to you. You live your own fringe life – for better or worse. |
| You Are 56% Obsessive |
 As long as your quirks aren’t interrupting your life, it’s all good. |
| Your Scholastic Strength Is Developing Ideas |
 You are talented at brainstorming, visualizing, organizing, and independent thinking. You should major in: Natural sciences |
| Your Blogging Type is Confident and Insightful |
 Both creative and logical, you come up with amazing ideas and insights. A total perfectionist, you find yourself revising and rewriting posts a lot of the time. You blog for yourself – and you don’t care how popular (or unpopular) your blog is! |
| You Are 16% Capitalist, 84% Socialist |
 As far as you’re concerned, all the wrong people have the power. You’re strongly in favor of the redistribution of wealth – and more protection for the average person. |
| You Are Teal Green |
 Expressive and creative, you have a knack for making the impossible possible. While you are a bit offbeat, you don’t scare people away with your quirks. Your warm personality nicely counteracts and strange habits you may have. |
| Your Observation Skills Get A C+ |
 But the details aren’t exactly your forte |
| You Are 44% Cynical |
 You see what’s screwed up in the world, but you also take time to remember what’s right. |
Ok I probably should Quit. so. what does this all mean? Probably that I should not take quizzes
TOE
I have never liked Quantum Physics. For that matter I have never liked Relativity, Super String Theory, or Newtonian Physics.
I was recently introduced to a concept that may seem strange and scary, at first, then it becomes familiar and horrifying. Self improvement through quantum physics.
BEGIN QUANTUM THEORY:
Quantum physics / Quantum Mechanics is a theory that deals with the behavior of matter and energy at the atomic and sub atomic level. The theory tries to explain things that cause the classic Newtonian model to break down or fail completely.
The most common known components of quantum physics is probably Wave-Partial Duality (where light behaves as a wave and as a particle) and The Uncertainty Principle (the more accurately we attempt to calculate the position of a particle, the less accurately we can measure the speed).
Quantum Physics also states that energy is not continuous but is composed of discrete units. In short all energy is consists of small "particles". Quantum theory also states that these particles’ movements are inherently random.
END QUANTUM THEORY:
Pascal ain’t got nothing on me.
that was useful.
BEGIN SELF IMPROVEMENT THEORY:
If we say that all energy consists of small particles when observed and as a waveform when unobserved (duality). Then it would be possible to rearrange these "potential" particles however we see fit. All things in a persons life is self imposed whether it be good or bad or otherwise. It is there because you believe it should be. If you wake up in the morning on the "wrong side of the bed" your whole day is governed by a negative attitude. This negative attitude effects everything throughout the day including the car that splashed you on the way to work. Your believes, your attitudes affect the reality in which you live.
The universe is full of energy. one could say that all there is in the universe is energy. Energy is malleable. it can be shaped, altered rearranged, or bent to anything (within the realm of physical possibility)
Your mind is energy, your thoughts are energy, you are energy. And because of this you can influence this and all energy.
END SELF IMPROVEMENT THEORY:
Disclaimer: I don’t pretend to know what I am talking about. Both quantum physics and it’s application(s) are beyond me.
I have issues with this interpretation of duality. If tree falls in the forest when no one is around does it make a sound? What defines sound? But the real question is If a tree falls in the forest when no one is around does it even exist? Things exist without being observed. There really is no way of knowing this I guess, because if they didn’t and you tried to observe it the object in question would then exist. Yeah. prove that one wrong.
I was trying to write an intro to self improvement through the concept of quantum physics for www.kurtylioja.com dunno if i should. If I cleaned this one up a bit it may work
Tic Tac Toe is very formulaic. For every move there is a counter move, if both players know how to play no-one ever wins. Ever. Remember wargames? Lesson in futility. when it is time to give up. Quantum theory states that the universe is random. there is no formula, no simple explanation for why things do what they do. If one were to ask me (and no-one has) the universe is far to complicated to explain using a simple formula anyways. People try, Grand unification theory and whatnot. I would not go as far as to say the universe is random, one of my problems with quantum theory, I think it follows strict guidelines that we simply have not yet discovered.
Don’t really know where I am going with this. lost my train of thought three stations back.
The universe is like tic tac toe. just more complicated. 1 + 1 =2, 2+2 =4 and so on. but as complications increase it begins to look random. Like chess. Chess is very formulaic. For every move there is a counter move. If everyone knows how to play, no-one would ever win. Problem with chess is there are millions of moves to remember. So, it appears random.
Despite the fact that I feel the universe can be explained using a series of absolute statements it bugs me when people try. Don’t bother, at this point you are merely looking at a limit view of the universe and guessing. Come back when you can list the position of all quantum particles in the universe. So. Today I say the universe is rotating backwards. Our own perception of what is going on is wrong and an illusion brought on by limited information and a fundamental misunderstanding of the universe at large.
Everything you know is wrong. or possibly more accurately, inaccurate.
yep.
And I created a LiveJournal account: http://terdos.livejournal.com It will not be updated much. don’t worry.
That was weird. I think.