I am not the only one.
I could have sworn it was not that long ago that you could in fact send someone a coca-cola, you call a number go online, shout from a roof top or whatever it took to get a hold of these people, and they would send a coke to the person you wanted to send one to.
But the day of coke delivery is gone. The closest you can get now is if you were to hide in the bushes by the local crack house and hit people as they come by.
However recently I decided to look once again for a method of cokery delivery. I have this friend who lives far away in medicine hat. At some point in time for some reason or another it was decided I would send her a coke. However I wanted it to be delivered right away. I mean it is real easy to wander to the local supermarket buy a coke wrap it all up nice and send it through the mail. Unless you labeled it "Caution may explode when shaken" there probably would not be any trouble sending it across the province to this small town in the middle of no-where.
Searching the internet did not provide much in the way of coke delivery service. The closest I could find was Sobeys, at www.shopsobeys.com. I proceeded to order a coke, filled in the appropriate billing and shipping information clicked submit, got a confirmation, and then later another confirmation as an email.
But the next day, no coke was delivered.
The online checkout thingy said the order was sent, but there was this little checkbox beside the words "pending payment" that had a check in it. I figured I would wait.
In the meantime I looked into other means of coke delivery.
Pizza.
It is hard to find a pizza delivery service that takes orders online, It is even harder to find a pizza delivery service that will process your credit card online. why is this?
Pizza 73 looked promising, but they had Pepsi. I may never know how there online ordering system works.
Dominos pizza had coke and a neat menu but for some reason would never let you choose anything other then pizza. Where was the checkout?
Super store only delivered gift baskets. Safeway only delivered drugs, Coke is a drug right?
For some reason flower shops did not stock Coke, and the thought of asking them if you could send a gift of Coke with flowers was too close to human interaction, so I quickly moved on.
Restaurants deliver, but none of them seemed to want to do what I wanted.
I soon came to the realization that no-one out there will deliver this coke for me. But just to be sure I tried Sobeys again.
This time after the confirmation I received an email from an employee of Sobeys, stating that I they would not ship orders that small, and to quit wasting their time.
At this point I feel sad. But at least now I know why coke cannot be delivered.
Although I will argue that their website did not mention that they would not deliver small orders. so why would it let me check out if they don’t deliver? And although it may be a small order and a waste of time and possibly money. I am pretty sure they would not go broke delivering such things. They could raise the delivery charge if they were worried about it. I would have paid it.
So that started a kerfluffle we need not worry about at this point.
But I have been thinking. We need coke delivery personal across the country ready at a moments notice to deliver customers a coke. We really do. however to create a company that large would take time and energy and money. how much is a person willing to pay for a coke?
I know that the average coke (2L) is about 1.50, some places like Walmart and superstore will charge as low as 0.88. (plus deposit) the gas required to drive across town and back would probably exceed the 0.60 difference so the profit margin would be none. but If people were willing to pay a few bucks for the convenience of a specially delivered coke, I think it could work.