It started last year sometime as all great stories do, with a bottle of juice.
This was no ordinary juice and as I was drinking it I was absent mindedly reading the back of the bottle, which was kind of hard to do from that angle. Fortunately I am really near sighted.
The juice in question was a particular mixture of 5 citrus fruits and as such I was surprised by the lack of any nutritional value listed on the back of the bottle. I pointed this out to my friend who was there at the time who merely shrugged it off as one of those things normal people don’t care about.
Concerned I purchased a bottle of orange juice to compare. Sure enough the orange juice contained a plethora of nutrients. This citrus beverage claimed to contain orange juice, grapefruit, tangerine, lemon and lime. Surely one or all of them contains something.
But this was quickly forgotten by myself.
But I had started something that no-one soon would ever forget.
A few short months later I was again enjoying this special brand of beverage when lo and behold to my horror something had changed. As if someone or something was watching me, there, right on the label it said "A good source of vitamin C". And sure enough they had added ascorbic acid to the list of ingredients.
Side Note: Some research indicates that that this juice is only 41% juice, the remainder is water and sugar. WHOOOO. However that 41% should contain the nutrients normaly found right?
Of course that was just the beginning.
Confused concerned and somewhat flabergasted I wandered into the local food stuff storage unit and examined the orange juice that were contained therein.
I walked out even more confused. Every single type of orange juice, accross brands, within brands, concentrated, unconcentrated, valencia, unknown, completely disagreed with eachother on what nutrients were contained within the packaging.
Research indicates orange juice contains Vitamin C, potassium, folic acid, and flavonoids. Not only where those missing from some or all, but some contained other odd things like magnessium, iron, Vitamin A and calcium.
There are a number of conclusions that can be drawn. Some more alarming then the others.
I will allow you to shug this off as yet another paranoid rant, assume the worse, or some sort of middle ground.
But as for me, I shall remain paranoid, and ever vigilant lest the forces of darkness catch me unawares.